Here's an updated version of the Christmas story. There are lots of similar versions out there that I haven't watched. I think this one has serious keks:

Christmas According to Kids - Southland Christian Church

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suowe2czxcA

>>4457775

Move.

>>4457894

Well, that's not creepy or anything. Sounds like (((them))) throwing spoilers on the day.

>>4457925

>>4457942

You wouldn't be pissing in the punch, would you?

>>4457940

>…My wife is even skeptical of hospitals, induction, cecesarians, and epidurals….

Do you have a midwife? I got books out of the library, read a shit ton, went to an obstetrician through my pregnancy, then had my baby at home, called a midwife to help me with the afterbirth. One hundred percent of the population comes through this route. Some African song says something like, "The world comes from a woman's crotch."

I did a half-hearted attempt to see if it was posted already. Twice won't hurt:

Snoopy's Christmas – Royal Guardsmen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-hWZGIWe_U