Merry Christmas to all you real anons!

To fake anons like "Drain the swamp/swampy" who use a cheap VPN that doesn't work, hope the deep state doxxes you and you suffer a horrible, fatal freak accident in the shower while washing your ass, involving a plunger.

They know who you are and I helped them find you. Remember that next time you decide to be a dickhead to people you do not know, or what they're capable of, or who they really are. You really should have moved out of your mother's basement.

Everyone be sure to watch the news tomorrow.