Speaking of eyes (see bread title), did you guys notice how fucked up Jimmy Carter's left eye was at the fake funeral? Dood's been comped since the 70s. Apparently the black eyes lead to permanent damage, i.e., a weakening of the left eye.
I don't have a photo handy of my next mention but I noticed Lisa Vanderpump's left eye was fucked up recently, too. AFTER the murder of her talkative brother who publicly threatened to write a tell-all book about her. Bitch is evil…. perhaps we can find a recent photo of her.