five golden hemorrhoids and five golden mice
try adding some LEDs to that disc thing on his head since that's how he communicated with the Great Kelvinator
He smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had hemorrhoids in their secret parts. – 1 Samuel 5:9 21st Century King James Version
he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends. -1 Kings 16:11 KJV
My wife's cunt is like a constant dripping on a rainy day. – Proverbs 27:15 NIV
As a dog returns to its vomit, so a Fiat returns to the dealership. – Proverbs 31:6 NIV
A man's wagon got stuck in a muddy road, and he prayed for Hercules to help. Hercules appeared and said, "kys faggot."