PEOPLE ASK FREDDY 'WHY DO YOU SHITPOST SO HARD'?
HERE'S FREDDY'S ANSWER
A LARP LIKE Q DOESN'T COME AROUND ALL THAT OFTEN
EVERYTHING HAS TO LINE UP, THE TIME HAS TO BE RIGHT, THE PREVIOUS LARPS HAVE TO HAD RUN THEIR COURSE, THE CONDITIONS MUST BE PERFECT
AND ANOTHER ONE LIKE THIS WON'T COME AROUND FOR A VERY LONG TIME AFTER
A LARP THIS BIG DESERVES NOTHING BUT THE BEST
A LARP THIS BIG IS SOMETHING SPECIAL
IT'S LIKE THE BIGGEST LONGEST-LASTING GOLDEN CORRAL BUFFET FOR SOMEONE LIKE FREDDY BENSON AND HIS ADORABLE DRUNK CAT TOOTS LIL FIGHTER GITMAS HERO
SURE WE MAY FEAST TOO MUCH AT TIMES, BUT CAN YOU BLAME FREDDY AND TOOTS?
IT'S BEEN A GLORIOUS 2018 FEAST AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT SHITPOSTING EXTRAVAGANZA
2018 WAS GLORIOUS FOR FREDDY BENSON, I THANK YOU ALL
2019 WILL BE EVEN BETTER
BE BEST EVERYONE AND A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND YOURS
FROM YOUR FRIENDS FREDDY BENSON AND TOOTS LIL FIGHTER GITMAS HERO