To quote a Weird Al Yankovic song called "Amish Paradise,"
"But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699"
KEK!
Good question …
"New York City is officially closing the infamously troubled Rikers Island jail"
Sauce: https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/3/31/15142188/rikers-island-new-york-city-closing-down