Dear POTUS,

If you really want the Dems to have a collective run to the bathroom, hire Admiral Rogers to a post in the White House. Chief of Staff would be awesome. It would paralyze the Dems at every turn, with them knowing he has all the secrets. He showed the ultimate intestinal fortitude coming to Trump Tower. Your next VP, perhaps?

But before you do, be sure they clean out the sewer system in DC. There'll be a lot of toilets flushing.

Much love,

A simple Anon, who loves you, FLOTUS, and the team.