should i drink beer,

or take it up rear?

does that sound queer?

wish you were here!

one in the pink

two in the stink

don’t make me think

let’s just go drink

sure’d like to smoke

with all the good folk

now gimme good poke

but don’t make me choke

should i take crappie

or should i make fappie

this song is so sappy

that it makes me unhappy

Faggot

Buddha

Injector

Jesus

god is a fag

colostomy bag

your mama’s a hag

now don’t be a drag

this flight sure is packed

henry cavill is stacked

yo mama got hacked

and maddie mccann got jacked