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Mr. Sather appreciates your unsolicited support on 8 Chan. In recognition of your support he would like to invite you to the Intergalactic Space Ball! For obvious reasons, the location cannot be disclosed. An orb will pick you up at 8pm. Dress is business casual. Congratulations!
I have a serious case of the fuck blue chickens today. Glad you have a sense of humor.
The Intergalactic Space Ball is an all inclusive event. While we make every effort to include all Galactic species, we cannot guarantee their attendance. Last year we got the location and time garbled and many attendee's ended up in the wrong dimension. (That was embarrassing.) As a result, we can make no representations as to attendees Galaxy of origin.