there are secret agents everywhere, I mean it surprises me just how many there are and how you'd never know who was who because they all communicate using codes so unless you speak the language of symbolism it's impossible to even notice them much less catch them doing anything.

People who presume there is is taped recordings of evil dealings are misunderstanding how the coded system works - outside the sex tapes which certainly do exist everything else they do would only seem sinister to those who understand the language.