DAYS SINCE QEW PROMISED ARRESTS := 87.00
TOTAL NUMBER OF ARRESTS TO DATE ;= 0.00
NEXT CHRISTMAS, WHEN MY TALLY IS 420+ DAYS W/ZERO ARRESTS , YOU STILL GONNA CALL ME A SHILL?
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN, TRUMP WAS OUR LAST CHANCE AND HE FAILED BECAUSE HE'S TO STUPID NOT TO HIRE SWAMP CREATURES THAT FUCKING HATE HIM.