Nah… You all are just uncharismatic-faggots then. This is basically just how it went. Though not word for word. (Real discerning, this bunch).
If you don't believe me, see if I care.
(And I just went and got tomatoes juice for my fucking solid-8 girlfriend to make me chili with. A plucked her straight from the wheat-fields, fellas. Pristine… Be jealous. You should be. We're pillars of Germanic-American perfection, and you're reppin' JIDF and the funky bunch.)
Faggots.