*BREAKING NEWS***

We have just been notified by the New World Odor's HMFIC as to the REAL reason Paris is burning, and it has absolutely NOTHING to do with gas prices OR uncontrolled immigration!

No really…

The truth of the matter is that Godzilla has attacked the city of France…I mean Paris.

Yes…the horror…the horror.

So, there you have it.

It's Godzilla's fault.

Yep.

Oh….and….we believe it too.

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