Just don't say "sir."
Kek, I downloaded that and sent it to my son-in-law and daughter. Then my daughter texted back, "Truckstop?" (cause she knows I like to get coffee at the local truckstop). I was tempted to say yea, but I'm incorrigibly honest.
Hmmm. You do have a point there.
Ready when you are, Pap.
Maybe it's not cigarettes she's after.