POTUS should reply with:
"Punchy THINKS he's a mobster. He's a mutt. And everything that he says about other people—that they're losers, that they're this and that, every terrible thing he says[[he's really saying about himself. I don't know what his parents did, I don't know how they treated him…
….wait…yes…I DO know what they did to him and how they treated him…which is why everything Punchy says…it's all projection. De Niro's performance as a distinguished septuagenarian actor has been worse that I ever could think…BIGLY!
it happened right after that muppet thing where one of them sounded like he dropped the 'F' bomb. people heard it differently like laurel and yanny…which came out right before some mass shooting.
i thought jeeves founded the interweb?