You know, it's actually really funny.
I used to be skeptical about the Jews being behind most of Western history's fuckery.
But the thing that ultimately convinced me it that it really WAS the Jews, was idiots idiots like you kvetching every. single. fucking. bread. that IT'S NOT THE JEWS!'''
So please. Copy and paste this into every bread. Also into the JQ bread.
Because you are literally doing G_d's work.
In the most ironic and un-self aware way imaginable.