I Could shit out better larp articles on my lunch break and they'd even be moar grammatically correct..
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-economy-trade-soybeans/china-imports-zero-us-soybeans-in-november-for-first-time-since-trade-war-started-idUSKCN1ON0ER
would be great and all, but we get stuck with all the soyboys instead.
Just call them the eternal victim.
Did he say ring wong?
Well, i guess we're over the target.