Such a slide/shit post. You still in school, or are you an elementary grammar teacher?
So you die of a stroke in your sleep tonight. At the Pearly Gates you're met my St. Peter who says you were not perfect enough to enter Heaven and thus he offers you a choice… Pass either test and you can come in. Fail either test and you go straight to Hell for Eternity.
Choice 1. Suck a dick off and swallow on National Television…
Or,
say five times outloud on National Television, real fast without mistake…
"The sixth Sheiks Sixth sheep's sick."