Anonymous ID: 002ba1 Jan. 2, 2019, 7:14 p.m. No.4573345   🗄️.is đź”—kun

So you die of a stroke in your sleep tonight. At the Pearly Gates you're met my St. Peter who says you were not perfect enough to enter Heaven and thus he offers you a choice… Pass either test and you can come in. Fail either test and you go straight to Hell for Eternity.

 

Choice 1. Suck a dick off and swallow on National Television…

 

Or,

 

say five times outloud on National Television, real fast without mistake…

 

"The sixth Sheiks Sixth sheep's sick."