I just want you all to know i'm leaving, and I'll never return. I'm a huge crybaby and when things don't go exactly how I think they should, I piss my pants and scream on the floor. Well, my pants are soaked, and I'm staring at the baseboards. Don't try to stop me, it's too late. Ok?
Seriously, I'm going now.
Like for real this time.
I'll post this next bread too just to make sure you saw this.
Ok.
Gone.
Now.
I mean now.
/satire
I'm so MAD. And ANGRY. And SAD. And Angry again!
House all sworn in now, so I guess the country is lost. Q just never saw this one coming. I just wish Q team wasn't this magic LARP that knows all these impossible things, but is also TOTALLY A LARP. You got me Q. Your hundreds of correct predictions and amazing coincidences were all luck. I FELL FOR IT!
Now please don't turn around and make me look like a complete idiot by actually knowing what you are doing, and proving a moron keyboard warrior like myself wrong by understanding how the system ACTUALLY WORKS!
/more satire
He doesn't have Q clearance.
He's not MIL.
He has no where near the experience Q clearly has,