This has been the worst day ever. My classic T-bird is wrecked, my dick was almost bit off, now it's stitched up, hurts like hell and I'm on painkillers and antibiotics. My wife found out about the blow job and left me. Her cat shit on the floor, I can't bend down to clean it up. Pelosi is speaker of the house and you have no idea how bad it hurts to piss.
Thanks for your compassion and understand anon. Where would I be without you and this place.
No but I have a saxophone. I seriously wouldn't try tooting it right now. Afraid I'd blow my dick right off on the first huff.
Well at least there is a bright side, right?
I don't know what she does but I better not look at it tonight.
Simple, they waited for day time to land.
I don't think you understand.. my dick is hanging by threads… literally.
The doc said it would be okay but it's going to be swollen and painful for a while. Said it wasn't a good idea to look at porn for a while so I'm scrolling here.
That's not true, we called the FBI, they looked you up and then said not to worry, you were just a fat little hairy fucker living in your mother's basement and using her laptop and you were not a threat to anyone, most children would have kicked your ass, had their way with you and escaped.
Wtf… spoiler that shit nigga!
Fuck. I have to piss. Pray for me anons.
Yeah, think for yourself and concentrate on discrediting Q, never on crediting him.
The more of this shit I see, the more I hate, loathe and will hurt the democratic party.