Americans remember when you weren't "Americans"
You'll never meet a smart person with a southern accent.
KNOW YOUR HERITAGE.
FUUUUK it takes you FOREVER to say NOTHING.
All you've done was prove my point kiddo.
Welcome to the dark side anon.
Not to be divisive, but let's just 'member who was on whos side.
'MERICA!!!!
In the upcoming shenanigans, southerners earned the right to be PRIVATES and LOWER ENLISTED. Drop that STUPID SOUTHERN ACCENT and MAYBE you make SERGEANT. LT's and above are still for the educated….(Sorry south)
Ohhh… muh masons!!! cus muh Q drop!!!!
"no I don't know shit about shit, but muh Q and muh 'Masons'
Well said anon… FUCKING WELL SAID!!
MAKE NO MISTAKE SOUTHERN PUKE ANONS, you will be allowed in OUR army…as PRIVATES.
THIS IS FOR AMERICA and you fuckers don't have quite the record for leading soldiers for "Good" if you understand.
'Member when anons dug?
Me neither.
Where's Toots?
If there was a prize for saying something in "Gay" you would win all the "gay"
WHERE THE FUCK IS TOOTS?
You people are RETARDED.
You have to pass the 1st play, where they pretend to kill you….no wait… sorry… that's the 3rd play.
1st play is just you reciting shit.
NO OBJECTION>>>RULE
<Well bless yer heart,
Said every dumbass southern piece of shit who fucked their own cousin who also probably raised arms against 'merica but suddenly SUPER 'MERICA
So, to get this entire thing in one scoop… I can "go fuck myself because you've lived on the West coast for 60 years"
Is that how this works Mr. Sheen?
"Divisionfag" is a word created by FUCKING DIVISION FAGS
You're also a self proclaimed WEST COAST FUCKING PUKE so you lose and as such please SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
I remember that chick back when I used to fuck her in the ass like all the other boys from the trailer park.
Nobody asked you weird faggot.
You wear a fedora and collect knives don't you?
Someone please take up a collection for this poor soul!!!
A 9mm round only costs about $0.17. With just three nickels, we can help this poor thing end their miserable life.
It's the hat you faggots wear. Part of your uniform or whatever.
What the FUCK IS GOING ON HERE???
You're shit doesn't even make sense? TOTALLY WRONG CONTEXT
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON????!?!~?~??~?~?~?
I'm nearly postitve we're being invaded. Either that or the Sweeds got a hold of 8chan.
Before you accuse the Sweedes of having NO SENSE OF HUMOR… just remember, you spend your freshmen year trying to assemble the "SBLURG" coffee table by yourself.
HEY ASSHOLES>>LOOK WHAT I GARGLED BUT DIDN"T BOTHER TO READ!!!! ALBERT PIKE
MASON
MUH
BAD!!!
At this point in the night I'm pretty sure we should just take off our clothes and say "hello" to the moon.
It'll really piss off the squares.
Believe it or not, this shit used to work twenty years ago.
Anons, been with me mates a while now. On me 40th thread or whateva. Please help me. Send a nickle. Save Jake.
Well played m8.
Well played indeed.
Expect massive tits for this in the morning chum.
You earned them.
SIDE NOTE>>I ALSO EARNED TITTY PICS TOMORROW
One two, skip a few 38 and 40.
Pretty sure it's a song fag.
And a Northface Vest!!!!
I aim to please little bitch.
I aim to please.
Come, sit at my table, have a drink from my cup!
Nigga's this aint no joke. Some of our FREDDY SIGNALS have been stolen/erased from our puters.
Don't know shit about shit, but it don't look good. PANIC and RUN!!!
"Panic and run" was a good Biden (Touch) I thought.
Notice a rack of ribs spells "Infidel"
We did
I RUN THIS SHIT NIGGA>>MAKE IT GOOT
Calm down CHAIRFORCE, but the MARINES aktuahlly save the world. Yes they enjoy their crayons. But remember, the WORLDS LARGEST AIR FORCE is the U.S. AIR FORCE.
The 2nd Largest AIR FORCE IS THE U.S. Navy
And who do you think gives the MARINES a ride? but the 2nd biggest airforce?
HAHAHA GYF JARHEADS
talk your shit next bred grandpa