You're a mad cunt, Fred. I love you <3
No, faggot. You find out when everyone else does.
Nigger, you would cry if you saw me in real life. You'd piss yourself if you saw me in a dark alley.
And since both of those things are boner-wilters for me, Ima say I'm not interested.
Yes, that is accurate
Nah, I'm just really ugly. And horny. But I don't like pee or crying.