Hey - I have been dating this newly elected congresswoman from New York - I do not want to say her name - but anyway - I woke up this morning and my lips look like this. Do you have any advice? Thanks.
Congratulations. You have no sense of humor whatsoever. Go ahead and KYS now.
Or back to the naval observatory to take his fucking suit off, bang his wife and have a cold one.
Not real and attracted to the same sex