Me to wife Anon this morning after Q mega posts.

Me: Regular service appointments should be made in order to maintain functionality.

Wife Anon: What they fuck?

Me: The choice is yours. However, the clock is ticking, and, at a select point in time, that option will be expired.

Wife Anon: What are you talking about idiot?

Me: Once in the tunnel, there is no going back.

Wife Anon: Feed the dogs and get off the internet.