I'm a classy lady, dammit! I'm not some slut out here for likes, this is about being empowered! Now put some tiny red hearts on my nipnips and post it.
built for speed, not comfort
to (mis)quote Doug Stanhope, "Look, a $5 blow job is a $5 blow job. We can talk details later."
so dumb i'm oddly intrigued. would love to watch those thoughts form and end up in ms paint somehow