You're one nasty M'r anon but you did make me laugh.
Reminds me of a friend whose wife was in the USAF and had been deployed to Turkey for three months. He was two hours late picking her up when she arrived home. She didn't say a word to him the whole way home. As soon as they got home she got naked, ripped his clothes off, fucked herself to an orgasm without letting him cum then got up, got dressed and started unpacking her bags. She called it a "Grudge Fuck". LOL!