I’ve reported to the police on multiple occassions that two men in a blue van attempted to abduct me from my front yard in British Columbia when I was a kid. They showed ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST. That’s all the confirmation that I’ve ever needed that Pizzagate is real. They showed the same interest when I told them that a criminally connected friend told me that “Willy” Pickton didn’t work alone.
Thank you for the sauce.