Every fucking Hollywood blockbuster has to tick boxes now.
(((They))) just gotta include more 'minorities' - e.g. women (51% of the population), people of colour (95% of the world's population), y'know minorities.
Spiderman is no exception.
That mothafucka has been flaunting his whiteness since 1962.
So now we get a gritty, urban, culturally-sensitive reboot.
From the look of the trailer, NYC is now 90% black.
Forget Peter Parker, now we have Miles Morales.
Because, fuck you white people. Fuck. You.
Your kids will watch it and they will like it.
Soon they'll hate you and themselves for being white.
Can you guess what colour the villain is? (hint: white)
Welcome to 'Spiderman, into the Spi-Diverse.'
PS
Fuck you white people.