O God:

Ease our suffering in this, our moment of great despair

Yea, admit this wicked jew into thine arms in the flock in thine heavenly area up there

And Moab, he laideth down in the land of the Canaanites

And yea, though the Hindus speak of Karma, I implore you

Give her no breaks.

Baruch Ata, Hallelujah!