Meme makers.

If Jeff sent dick picks its grounds for a shareholder revolt. He can be forced out of Amazon if his misconduct diminishes shareholder value (need to check company rules, but usually thats the case).

https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-shareholders-face-two-big-risks-from-jeff-bezos-divorce-2019-1

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/01/10/media/national-enquirer-jeff-bezos-investigation/index.html