the sky is . . . inverting
the sky is inverting . . .
wait, no, the magnetic pole is shifting.
the fact is that science is the cult religion of the temple mongers. The "laboratory' or 'agency' is the temple.
the 'scientists' are usually becuckled (yes, becuckled) to the budget and will say what the redictiphone tells them to say . . . or 'no soup for you'