Alright, some seriously fishy shit going on in Hamptons, NYC:
Hamptons Police Seek Thief Who Stole $42 Million from Parked Car
https://www.danspapers.com/2019/01/hamptons-thief-stole-42-million-parked-car/
"He took $8 million in cash, $2 million in bearer bonds, a Fabergé egg, and an original Stradivarius violin.
"The Hamptons Police Department is on the hunt for a thief who stole cash and items worth a total of at least $42 million from a car parked in East Hampton this week. The treasure trove, pulled from the trunk, center console and floor of a relatively unassuming vintage Mercedes-Benz, included $8 million in cash and $2 million in Swiss bearer bonds, along with a antique Fabergé egg valued at at least $9.6 million, and an original Stradivarius violin worth $16 million.
Police confirm the items reported stolen were indeed in the car and could clearly be seen in footage from a nearby security camera, which caught the thief in action. So far, however, the perpetrator has not been identified.
“From what we understand, the victim did little to secure his possessions,” Hamptons Police spokesman Larry Hirsch explained Wednesday, “but we have no reason to suspect him of colluding in this offense or attempting any sort of insurance scam.”
The pricey cache wasn’t insured, and the crestfallen owner left much of his valuables out in the open, “essentially on the floor like most would leave fast food wrappers and gas receipts,” Hirsch said, adding, “But that’s not entirely unusual here in the Hamptons.”"
A FUCKING FABERGE EGG.
Priceless treasure of RUSSIA.
Something ISN'T right about this story. In this day and age. Who the FUCK leaves a fucking FABERGE EGG on your car floor like a fucking oversized egg candy? Which one of these (((russians))) were paying off ransom to his pals? Was this a transaction gone wrong and actual intended recipient of this STUPID TIER "DEAD DROP" going to collect some blood for this mishap?
Whoever the indiana jones was best go into police protection asap because those valuables and jewelry are INSTANTLY ID'd. HOT HOT items. Fences won't take em.
Fucking Faberge Egg, one of a kind, ID'd 100%. Bet the cops are hoping this chump would walk into a fucking pawn store to pawn this shit.