Anon Wins
so when my daughter was just a little tike, less than one and barely talking, spouse anon comes in and starts telling me about what a rough night she had trying to sleep. I do what any supportive partner would do and start talking about myself.
Spouse anon not being blessed with great powers of speech did what any reasonable spouse anon would do and smacked me. Then we both look over and see our little daughter horrified at what her mother just did. Her mother is horrified that she's horrified. And I cheer with delight and point saying "Hah, look what you did."
She thinks this is my fault