One day you will die - no need to hope. Is one of two things you can count on.
And we're ALL waiting to die. Starts the moment we're born! What we actually do with the time in between varies from person to person.
Ha! That's cute!
Filed under "Dad Jokes"; except in this anon's case replace "hockey" with "basketball" and "Bobby Orr" with "Larry Bird".
You have no idea what my level of sincerity is. And, you know, sometimes I just like to get in on a slide as much as anyone.