Fake but funny anyway.
HEY GUYS! REMEMBER ME?
Please! I need more money for another jacuzzi.
The money from GoFundMe® wasn't enough.
>"you believe in one man as God or you're going to hell"
That's exactly the reason why the Catholic church invented this non-Biblical idea of "hell".
I can't blame them. It worked perfectly!
Satan is proud of HIS church.
I was talking specifically about the..ahem…"christian hell".
It's because is a fabrication. Theres no mention of a physical hell in the Bible.
It's more metaphorical rather than an actual place.
You can't blame the cops on this one.
What if it was a real occurrence?
If you want to blame someone, blame the motherfucker who called the cops for a cheap joke.