A TARP is used to cover baseball fields during rainstorms.
Guy walks into an attorney's office and asks, "How much do you charge?"
"$500 to answer 3 questions".
"Holy shit! Don't you think that's a little steep?"
"Not particularly. What's your third question?"
NFL don't give a fuck how you devour their product as long as they can prove to advertisers that you're watching.
Rationalize your weakness somewhere else.
Fuck me!
It was like a pebble in my shoe and you walked by and took it right out!
Asshole!
p.s.: Well played, Sir, well played indeed. Now I can sleep tonight!
Nothing personal, lawfag.
My late father-in-law was an attorney who truly helped a LOT of people; truly a decent human unit!
He also enjoyed my slew of lawyer jokes.