You know what the definition of a pervert is, right? alter (something) from its original course, meaning, or state to a distortion or corruption of what was first intended.
"he was charged with conspiring to pervert the course of justice"
synonyms:
distort · warp · corrupt · subvert · twist · bend · abuse · divert · deflect · misapply · misuse · misrepresent · misinterpret · misconstrue · falsify · garble
Welcome to the ranks of those who epitomizes it on the thread.
You could leave and finish cleaning up the kitchen now if you believe your not.