Nigga, you missed the joke.
If you ain't gittin' laid, then you ain't givin' no fucks.
You're better than this.
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Unrelated: Gitmo Channel…. anyone familiar?
Burger
Berder
B-_-er
erd vs urg
http://libertyhangout.org/2019/01/think-progress-editor-says-muggers-have-a-right-not-to-be-shot/
Think Progress Editor Says Muggers Have a Right Not to Be Shot
If the soyboys were worth a shit, they'd be handling the HFCS shit like they should be as responsible hipsters… but nooooooo
I never wanted to do this job in the first place!
I… I wanted to be…
Autistic!
(piano vamp)
Leaping from bread to bread! As they float in the mighty pond of
Pepesh Keklumbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Lark!
The Pain!
The Giant Redman Tree!
The Sequels!
The Little Whipping Post Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!
Ooooh, I am autistic, and I'm okay,
I dig all night, I sleep all day!
Chorus: Reee is autistic, and he's okay,
He digs all night and he sleeps all day.
I cut down clowns, I eat tendies,
I go to the cata-logue.
On Wednesdays I'm shitpostin'
And have buttered scones for frogs!
Mounties: He cuts down clowns, he eats tendies,
He goes to the cata-logue.
On Wednesdays 'e's shitpostin'
And has buttered scones for frogs!
Chorus
I cut down clowns, I scroll and kek,
I like to save dank memes.
I take off all muh clothing,
And watch a dirty stream!
Mounties: He cuts down clowns, he scrolls and keks,
He likes to save dank memes.
He takes off all his clothing
And watches dirty…. streams???????
Chorus
I chop down clowns, I ignore feels,
the shilling and the glow.
I wish I'd been in intel,
Just with my dear ganja!
Mounties: He cuts down clowns, he ignores feels
Shillers?? And the…. The Glow????
(Girly, spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a "faggot"? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so 1337! NEEERD!
Chorus
All: Reee is autistic, and he's okaaaaaaayyy….. (BOOM!)
Anyone in the mood for some good, clean-ish comedy?
NOTHING TO SEE HERE
dat white rabbit at the end tho…