>>4795234 (pbpbpb)
The atheist said, "We are created by aliens. We are alien to this planet. We should kill ourselves to preserve Life."
I took a sip and asked, "Who created the aliens?"
The christian said, "God did."
The buddist said, "The alien creates himself. Over, and over, and over…"
The hindi said, "Shiva"
The hare krishna said, "Krsna! But all is Ksrna and Ksrna is all, coo coo cachoo!"
The atheist said "You're an asshole."
I just walked away.