>I just say dad but daddy is common in the south.
Reason #8339 why normal people don't take advice from anyone with a southern accent.
Gladly. You ain't got shit down there but humidity, fat chicks and shitty food.
We should have let you succeed.
I'm CO, where we ignored y'alls little spat.
Gotta click your heels 3 times kiddo.
>the southern accent can be used as a disguise and wielded like a weapon
Mmm hmm. Grenades are weapons too, and can blow up in your lap if you let a moran handle one.
You will never meet a smart person with a southern accent.
Sat in gum.
Close. Denver.
<Bless your heart.
Don't you pull your "holier than than shit" here grandma.
That phrase is reserved for the Special Olympics and AOC.
I'm a gotdam engineer!!
No, you fat kids ruined Iced tea. Tea should not be sweeter than lemonade.
We fixed it for ya, we call it an Arnold Palmer.
Ex military so I've worked with people from all over this great nation.
Southerners are fucking dumb. Thank God they warn us with their accent.
We can't all greet folks at Walmart.
Step outside and follow the stink. You'll find him.
So what part of Georgia do you live in genius?