oh. ho ho ho
this dredged up a memory, History teach was the size little Bennie Shapiro. Hated me 'cause played sports. He went ballistic over something I did, prob me smarting off. Took me out in the hall, and proceeded with the whacks with his red paddle with the drilled holes. 2nd or 3rd whack it shattered.
He started crying. All I could do was to not laugh, it was tough.