So we are like Jerry Springer to them but on a planetary scale? Perhaps they could send us some help in the DENTAL department. Another broken tooth and no money. Plenty of money for illegals but I got nothing and I got an infected tooth. Yep… They love us like we love the guests on Jerry Springer.
In other news Commander Ashtar has applied for asylum from his fleet ship in the hope that he can become a US citizen and apply for Welfare and Snap. He was quoted as saying "At least I won't be an illegal alien" Here's tom with the weather.