Anonymous ID: 413dc4 Jan. 19, 2019, 8:25 p.m. No.4829911   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>9924

Pretty comfy nite,….and slow simmering sauces. I know this ain’t a chat room, but I wanted to share some light hearted shit with my patriot anons; whoever you are, whatever you do, wherever you live, WWG1WWGA…….!

 

Here’s a good story on why to “watch the water”, double check your anchor, and be prepared.

 

And also, a fly I just tied up, called the “OBB” orange bug bad. It trolls up lib tard trout mouths, kek

 

> Be me.

> Fueled by stoke, beautiful day, river perfect, caught some fish.

> Swoop into the take out at Ringer like a boss.

> drop the anchor, talk fishy bro stuff to some fishy bro dudes.

> grab the Tahoe, swoop over to the launch

> boat is FUCKING GONE!

> sprint down the bank like a fucking cheetah

> boats out of reach, 30 yards and scootin

> sprint back

> fishy bro dude says “ you want me to put my back in and chase it”

> OMG yes please oh fuck, fuck, shit, my reply

> one of the fishy bro dudes takes the Tahoe to big horn. Luckily they know the gate code! What fortune!

> I jump in with Max, we row like the devil

> catch up to it in a nice long flat, thank god!

> both oars missing and one oar lock

> all the rods still there, FUCK YES.

> it’s now bout dark

> luckily I had one of the small wooden single paddles

> sat on the back of the boat, paddled it like a canoe, envoked the spirit of the last of the fucking Mohicans, made it to big horn.

> almost EPIC fail….