Absconded? Really?
Maybe you mean confiscated.
Yeah, the whole military intelligence plan, hundreds of the finest people we have and a plan that started decades ago, really needs your guidance or it will fail. Please, get your pants on and take a bus to Washington…the DC one, and go directly to the White House and demand the president stop listening to his son in law.
Oh, and don't forget to brush your teeth first.
OH. Gosh. The last year has been a waste? Gee, thanks! We never would have known. Good thing you were here, not wasting time, to show us the way…
Reminder.
Not concrete- death penalty off the table.
Steel Slats- prison bars.
Made in the USA- not GITMO.
Take the offer and you will be in an American prison.