Happy Sportsball Day!
For your shopping convenience, stores will be empty while hoardes of screaming morans are parked in front of the TV.
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Tradition because Iowans are supposed to be the most "average" of all the states.
If you consider how dumb the average American is, and the way Iowans drive, it's probably true.
POTUS can offer DACA knowing that it's headed to the SC to be overturned anyway.