Dear Leader Pelosi Meets with Hanoi Delegation
On Sunday, Dear Leader Nancy Pelosi met with the wait staff and delegation of the She Dun Wong Restaurant and Sushi Bar.
The delegation staff were taken by surprise by the visit as US News had reported Leader Pelosi would be in the Middle East during the upcoming week.
No Chang, head waiter of the delegation said; We were taken by surprise when the Dear Leader showed up today. Because of her royalness, we were forced to evict our regular diners on short notice to accommodate Dear Leader's appetite.
Dear Leader Pelosi ordered Salmon Sushi Wraps with Walnut sauce and opted out of dessert to instead enjoy after dinner drinks of Sake.
She wipe us out said She Sukie, delegation bartender. They drink all sake and no leave tip., she added.
Leader Pelosi and her group of guests conducted hi-level meetings with the restaurant delegation including interrogating what news channels the staff watched when they weren't working and suggested they could all do better by keeping their attention on CNN News International only, as President Trump would be coming to Hanoi next month. Leader Pelosi said, It's important for all my People in Hanoi to understand what the US President represents prior to him traveling to Hanoi. CNN is the only true news source that Vietnamese should rely.
After several hours of lounging on the floor and consuming the remainder of the delegations sake, Leader Pelosi departed with her entourage. As they left the restaurant, Wan Mi Lid asked if Dear leader would return their MAGA hats at which time she scowled and told them she would not. Pelosi added that, Because of your disrespectful attire, the only tip we will leave is one of fashion and next time we visit this delegation, we expect all staff to wear pink pussy hats to show utmost respect. Pelosi also added she would not be paying for the groups dining experience and that the bill be sent to the taxpayers of the United States of America''.
Pictured: The delegation staff of She Dun Wong Restaurant and Sushi Bar, Dear Leader and her Geisha girl. The staff did their best to smile.