Predictive news
But they still can't report on the truth right now.
ByeMSMBye
Reminds me of Mary Tyler Moore episode. Mary was tasked with updating the obituary files. So that when a famous person died the tv station she worked at would have the obit ready to go.
She enlisted funny friend Rhonda over a weekend obit writing session and poured some wine.
They both began to get silly and Chuckles the clown died that weekend. Before Mary knew what happened his silly obit was read on air by dim wit Ted Baxter.