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I signed up but they keep trying to sell me a knock off gold trinket…
Good Morning Folks:
I recently signed up and am more than ready to assume leadership of the organization. I trust that you are well aware of my capacity and capabilities; so know that I am completely onboard and entirely prepared to assume the role that I was destined for, and vow to lead the Illuminati into the most glorious of futures. I envision a spectacularly bountiful harvests of energies; and I assure the entirely of the organization that we will accomplish nothing short of absolute greatness during my tenure.
Relating to the transitional phase and associated expenses: Please be advised that my accounts are running a tad low at the moment. Therefore, could you please disperse $100,000.00 (US) to my account ending with 74988. These funds will come in handy tying up all loose ends prior to the transition. Additionally, and since we all know that the money is only paper and the interest is what creates the magic; a disbursement early this week will assist in providing the needed clarity that I am communication with an authentic source.
Thank you for the time and attention which you have devoted to the review and fulfillment of this correspondence, and thank you in advance for your prompt disbursement of the $100,000.00 into my account during the week of Sunday, February 18th of 2018. I do look forward to leading you all in the future, and remember: In the rare chance that your bloodlines shall ultimately fail; mine has already been allowed entry though the gates, and I alone hold the key.
Your good friend and future President,