Seen on a dating website recently done by a lonely woman!

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks.

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend.

And what is she looking for?

A guy to pay the bills so she can fart around at the club while he slaves away kissing her fat ass!

True dat!