Wait… is that Candice Owens on the left?
Fuck, they really do look alike.
Same anon. Had to put down the smoke in July. Long nights, anger (no bad dreams but weird ones) and anger.
It fades. Alcohol helps.
Lots of fucking alcohol helps.
And shilling on here to ease some stress. No joke, try being a shill for a bread. It's a stress reliever.
>I went from smoking weed daily since I was 12
Fuck… no wonder there are so many dumbfucks on here lately.
It's a fucking logo with the letter P anon. Only so many ways you can do it.
>Had a dream I was eating some bread.
I woke up chewing on my Quilt.
I once had a dream that I fucked a chicken and woke up with scratches all over my chest.
My cat wouldn't even look at me.
Weed kills too. Studies aren't out yet because it's only been legal for a few years.
Smoking shit causes cancer.
But agree, alcohol isn't a safe alternative, but it is an alternative.
Have… you … ever …seen a bagina up close?
I'm saying, it hasn't been sauced because no one was allowed to study it until a few years ago.
You'll see a bunch of fuckers dying of lung cancer in the next 10-20 years who never smoked anything but weed.
Shit the bread whenever you want anon! You'll be any-mouse in less than 751 shit posts.
Your mental health is moar important than a bread.
>Ootzi, the frozen dude from 5,000 years ago had weed on him.
No he didn't he had dried mushrooms. They think it was to start fires.
> All the guys who just drank beer and smoked pot are fine, no issues.
Is the weed the same as it was in the 70's? How are they growing it? What are they using for fertilizer? Are they flushing 2 weeks before harvest, or not due to demand?? What are you really smoking?
>10-20 years from now was around 1990 at the latest.
I was also "Medically Retired" from the military at 30 but wanted moar in life. Have fun in your shack in the middle of no-fucking-where… I want a fucking pool with a garage that spins my car around for me.
M.A and Dr. in what though? You're not making a living unless you're either a tenured professor, or a Doc of Science.
Well played anon… well played!
Well fuk anon…need a gardner? I've got college!
Meh… that's a good one to have yeah.
TBH, I roll my own cigs (with filter) and sprinkle a bit on each. Haven't smoked since Jun bc I knew I'd be looking for a job since I graduated college.
Bongs are funs, but too much too soon.
I'd prefer to think of myself as a "Garden engineer" but whatever you want to call me… it's cool.
Get off muh dick ebot.
Umm! you didn't lb/pb that shit nigga!
>these mrthckrs in our goverment need to be held accountable
Yes they do, but unfortunately, unless you have A PERSONAL HARM, there is no resolve. And even if you did, the gov't would claim that they had the right to harm you.
And they'd win. Because they always win. Great convo, thanks anon. Love you! Tell your mom I'll be late to dinner.
Muh own trophy?!?!?! And only 300 shit posts into a bread??
I just wanna take this time to say a quick shout out to all the annons who helped make this habben…
>*Legalized in Cal since 1996.
No… that's not accurate. Close tho, but what is a decade or two to a stoner?
Speaking of… have you gone thru your phone apps individually to deny them access to your mic and camera? You might be surprised at which apps require those permissions.
Fuck anon… ever wanted your own golf course?
Living Colour
"Cult of Personality"
This was fucking terrible. I don't know why you think we'd like that bullshit. Notice how your post got 0 likes?
What are you asking for it? State? don't get too specific with location.
If you're gonna follow Living Colour, do it with pinache.
Ted Nugent
"Stranglehold"
Metallica
Garage Inc
"Small Hours"
Did you get your Trump coin?
I hear they're spectacular!!
All his dweebs on YT say it's so shiny.
Led Zep
"When the Levee Breaks"
No offense bruh… can't listen to this shit. Too slow.
Feel like a dick but check this… It's yOUR style m8.
Slightly Stoopid
"Closer to the Sun"
I'm a Vivaldi kinda guy though. Moar drama in the violin than a set of ivories IMHO.
Once you get to this spot in the bread you'll find out that he offered me a job as his gardener.
woah anon, full concerto. 3 hours.
I have now saved this thank you!!!
For all the anons who don't appreciate this, just give it a listen…. the drums come in at JUST the right time!!
Gotdamint … they fooled me again. This is why I divorced my 3th wife.
Didn't look anything like her pic.
mmm… do you take a check?
Well, if this has taught me anything is that money isn't everything. And the money from a military disability ain't even nothing.
But I still have a condition where I look like Brad Pitt (only taller and moar muscular) but yet can't keep a steady girlfriend. Not because of my inner demons, but because bitches these days can't cook for shit nor do they pick up after themselves.
I'm at a loss anon. Sometimes I think about taking the easy way out, and ordering an Asian chick.
But I'm not attracted to Asian chicks.
I don't know what to do anymoar.
Soo… just so you know… the 666 "mark of muh beast" is akchually Jewish gematria for a guy named "Nero".
Ask any Jew. You can even do it on line. Spells out Nero.
>Try eastern european
Yeah, because I'm gonna pay for their travel bill AND their DENTAL shit that they so desperately NEED?!!?!?
Hard pass.
>49 posts- done well for yourself
It's night shift on a gov't holiday anon. We gotta move the bread.
BAKER
Is just lucky i'm doing it for free.
>Now i know you're full of shit
You should emphasize "now" as in … NOW I know you're full of shit.
Maybe even underline it?
>some places I just won't go
You afraid of learning something anon?
You're in the wrong fucking place if so!
Have your people contact my people and we'll set up a play date.
Just got to your post anon, muh apologies.
Tried out for school, but they said you needed math huh?
Personal shit here… I wanted to be an engineer, but they said I needed calculus to start. I tested into PRE-ALGEBRA.
And so I went, through the steps.
Pre-Algebra, algebra, trigonometry and finally calculus 1. And you know what?… doing it at my age, in succession, set me up for success for calculus 2, and 3 and physics 1 and 2 and thermodynamics, and differential equations … and all the other shit you need to know.
TBH, All that is a year long course from pre-algebra to diff-eq. But it's school and they like to run with the slowest runner.
You'll be fine. Take the step. You never stop learning, so you might as well learn something.
…. and I smoked weed the whole time anon.
Helped me wrap muh head around physics and upper algebra.
I've seen women do it anon, surely you can too.
>There's more to it than just Nero.
No really, that's all that 666 is and your thing is not a thing so, thanks… but no thanks?
Congrats, you found drichlorine nitrogen oxide.
We call that … something… but it's not important and probably under your sink.
Well, when you only have 9 boxes,… the odds of finding a 666 increases doesn't it?
Especially when you're doing… whatever the fuck you're doing with numbers.
Looks cute though! Totally convinced!
Woah woah woah… wait anon!!! If you're going aroung inserting things into your body, …
at least let me meet you somewhere!
>read the bible, dumbass.
Why? The ending TOTALLY sucks, no room for a sequel and everyone dies.
Worst book ever.
What the fuck is stopping you nagger?… besides your own stupid holdbacks and a few hundred grand in college debt?
Yeah, I get it. Lot's of money, but on the bright side, the SJW's only hang out on the "Liberal Arts" end of campus. They don't even fuck with the sciences. Liberals cant meme,… you think they can FUCKING math??!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!
Oh, you're putting MY LIFE in the hands of someone who wrote a book in (earliest accounts) of 70 AD? and who claimed he saw Jesus walking down the street in FUCKING ROME???
Yeah… hard pass on your whole shit bruh.
Checkum niggas!!
KEK… what's good muh MAGA?
>Fake lotto number become real winning lotto numbers.
Well, send the ticket to me, lemme double checkum and I'll get you your AOC monies.
It's like they're rubbing the devils dick right in our faces.
Tell me about it. I member back in the day you could call a dumb ass kike a "stupid ass nigger" to her fat fucking face, without the tranny getting all twatterpated about it.
Yeah about that… I checked. Turns out MAGA is the OPPOSITE of nigger,… so I've been wrong this whole time. Muh bad yo.
>That anon who noticed that super bowl date numbers equal 17, is of interest.
Just a quick FYI… They don't add up to 17, they add up to 53 or… 8 maybe if you wanna reduce shit.
If you wanna find 17 in shit… you're gonna find a 17 in shit. They're common numbers, and if that's what you're looking for, you'll keep looking until you find them.
Has 'they' in white caps, says shit like "lurk moar' and only has one post….